This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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