Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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