i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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