So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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