Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize