these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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