At least make sure they are 18
Why
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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