So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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