My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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