My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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