...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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