I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Reggie can tackle my bush.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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