he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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