I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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