i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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