So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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