I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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