You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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