you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
