Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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