my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
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