watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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