I don't think brook has ever known best
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
accomplished twins. life is a go
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
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