Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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