There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Randomize
