new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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