Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
We smell like vodka and hangover
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