what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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