YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
i dont even know how to be here
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
