You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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