I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
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