Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Sorry about my life...
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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