let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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