I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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