Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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