Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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