thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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