my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
