Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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