YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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