Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
why didn't you poke me back
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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