If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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