love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize
