He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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