I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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