This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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