also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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