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I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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