Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Randomize
