I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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