I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
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