Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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