There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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