guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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