Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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