: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
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