is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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